More tranny stories later!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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