btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
