if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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