The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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