Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he thought i was a dude.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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