I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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