your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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