ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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