Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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