Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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