Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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