The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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