i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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