you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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