at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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