i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Watching her eat just hurts me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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