My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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