is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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