Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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