From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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