bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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