It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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