So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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