K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
