So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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