Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize