For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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