would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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