Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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