If i come over, it means nothing
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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