I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
