He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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