But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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