Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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