BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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