Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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