She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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