After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
MIDGETS
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I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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