If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
