dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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