member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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