the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I need water and some morals
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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