I'd wear matching sweaters with you
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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