woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
