Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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