Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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