I think I am morally bankrupt
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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