Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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