Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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