she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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