Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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