Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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