Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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