in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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