I need help removing her.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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