she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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